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Thors First Christmas! Chapter one

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"What is this thing?" Thor Asked with a face that looked like he had just smelled sour milk.

"It's a Christmas tree!" "isn't it exciting!?" Jane said jumping up and down and clapping her hands.

"I encourage your excitement but that is merrily a pine tree with tacky decorations..." Thor said resting his head on his hand.

"Tacky...?"

"I just don't get it!" Thor exclaimed "Why is that very tree so important to you?"

"You're right the blue doesn't really mach the rainbow does it..."

"I don't get how having a strange man break into your house  is such a delight!"

"And this tinsel looks awkward..."

"I still don't get it!" Thor complained "You're violating dead tree and you call it fun!"

"These ornaments look funky..."

Thor sat and thought about it while Jane took everything else of the tree one by one.

"Now it's simply a tree..." Thor said staring at her.

Jane backed up and looked at it.

"Awwww..." She said as she slumped into a chair.

"It looks better that way." Thor said still looking at her.Jane gave him a look he'll never forget.

"OK OK I'm sorry..."

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

"OH NO MY COOKIES!!!" Jane gasped as she ran to check on them.

"Aww man..." Jane said.

"They look delectable!" Thor said looking over her shoulder.

"These are-" Thor took them away before she could say "garbage".

"That's the third batch I've burned you know?" She said as Thor gorged himself on the black crumples.

"So there's more!?" Thor said with his mouth full.

"In the trash."

"I will go see what I can spare."

"No! Don't eat out of the garbage!"

"Fine But you will have to make me some just like that again..."

"What? Over cooked and ugly?"

"No, perfect and beautiful... Just like you" Thor said walking up behind her. Then suddenly...

DING DONG

"I DON'T LIKE CAROLERS!" Jane shouted.

"Oh OK WE'LL COME BACK LATER!" And man shouted back.

"NO DON-" They were already gone.

Jane sighed "Well better get back to the tree..."She said in a fake happy tone. "Now what was that you were saying?"

"Oh, Nothing..." Thor sighed
YAY! THOR SPENDS CHRISTMAS WITH JANE!
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This is wonderful and happy and makes me smile ^_^